Whatever Happened to Britney Jean? (Spears Megathread pt2)

[trixie]

Jan 22, 2023 2:28:56 GMT faithanne said:

Has she ever said that she wanted to give up showbiz and live a quiet life? Because I always see the conservators criticised for keeping her working, which was obviously too much for her, but I wonder whether she loves the spotlight too much to give it up, and the conservators decided that a stable spot in Vegas was better than the alternatives? If she wants to go buy a ranch or an island and retire, now she can do it, but instead she twirls and massages her tits on Insta in her beige house.

Yeah, I guess I'm still pushing against the notion that she was forced to do all these things, like Vegas for one. When Jamie got sick, she announced she was taking a break from the Vegas thing. She could have done that at any time! If they put her up on the stage and she refused to perform, show's over. I'm sure money was a factor, but also giving her a stable routine. Which she obviously needed, seeing how she's spending her time now, twirling while pulling her shorts down, nudies and rants against her family or anyone she feels wronged her in the last 40 years.

I just still have a very hard time believing this whole conservatorship was to keep her down and steal all her money. From Jamie and the other conservators, doctors, lawyers. Didn't they have to account for everything with a judge? Weren't there court appointed accountants keeping track of the money? Or was it just a vast conspiracy by ALL of these people? Girl had some major mental issues and still does. Can't blame everyone else for why she has never progressed into adulthood.

I'm sure all that torturous Vegas money helped her to make impulsive irrational decisions like buying a house for $12mil so her boys could stop by after school for milk and cookies. Like that was ever happening. And oops just noticed no stables for her horses there, right. (She has horses?) and changing her mind 3 months later. That old house had a better foyer for twirling anyway.

[czb]

Jan 23, 2023 23:09:09 GMT trixie said:

Jan 22, 2023 2:28:56 GMT faithanne said:

Has she ever said that she wanted to give up showbiz and live a quiet life? Because I always see the conservators criticised for keeping her working, which was obviously too much for her, but I wonder whether she loves the spotlight too much to give it up, and the conservators decided that a stable spot in Vegas was better than the alternatives? If she wants to go buy a ranch or an island and retire, now she can do it, but instead she twirls and massages her tits on Insta in her beige house.

Yeah, I guess I'm still pushing against the notion that she was forced to do all these things, like Vegas for one. When Jamie got sick, she announced she was taking a break from the Vegas thing. She could have done that at any time! If they put her up on the stage and she refused to perform, show's over. I'm sure money was a factor, but also giving her a stable routine. Which she obviously needed, seeing how she's spending her time now, twirling while pulling her shorts down, nudies and rants against her family or anyone she feels wronged her in the last 40 years.

I just still have a very hard time believing this whole conservatorship was to keep her down and steal all her money. From Jamie and the other conservators, doctors, lawyers. Didn't they have to account for everything with a judge? Weren't there court appointed accountants keeping track of the money? Or was it just a vast conspiracy by ALL of these people? Girl had some major mental issues and still does. Can't blame everyone else for why she has never progressed into adulthood.

I'm sure all that torturous Vegas money helped her to make impulsive irrational decisions like buying a house for $12mil so her boys could stop by after school for milk and cookies. Like that was ever happening. And oops just noticed no stables for her horses there, right. (She has horses?) and changing her mind 3 months later. That old house had a better foyer for twirling anyway.

given her instinct for performing, i doubt that she would have it in her to just walk off a stage. maybe they didn't let her take a break. i do think they may have worked her too hard. or it might be that even if they had worked her less hard, she might be in the same spot she is in now.

[dilligaf]

Wow folks, look at this utter nutbaggery I found in the looney toons Reddit forum If You Seek Britney. ( Please ignore the irony of me hanging out in a forum full of delusional Britney Stans and thinking I am somehow above them in any way).

The post:

DIRECT C&P INTO TWEET: 

Hey @latimes! The mainstream media isn’t talking about #BritneySpears and we think you should be! Please investigate and report on Britney’s safety and well-being. We need a platform like yours to report the facts, ask questions, and help get #JusticeForBritney. #WheresBritney

[trixie]

Justice for Britney? Umm didn't she get her justice when she was released from the conservatorship? Investigate her safety and well-being? Who is she in danger from other than herself? Remember, she's a grown woman who needs absolutely no oversight of how she lives her life, takes her meds, spends her money, posts crazy shit on social media. That's why alll of you supported her fight to be freeee. What "facts" are there to report except she's batshit crazy and always has been?

eta: actually clicked on it and saw the "Where is Britney?" She's in her mansion, you fucking idiots, unless she's in Mexico or a restaurant, or Jack in the Box. She's in her foyer, twirling for you all and you don't appreciate it at all! And britneysnotfree.com? Who is holding her hostage now?

[lindsaywhit]

Dilligaf - The site is nutty and I can't bring myself to drop it from my Reddit feed.  

Many of the posters think that Britney is still being 'controlled' somehow. Everything is a conspiracy to make Britney look crazy.    The explanations are many times so convoluted I can't even begin to make sense of them. 

[Sarzy]

Her latest rant. Her page is down again now.

britneyspears Verified Hi 👋🏻 !!! Where are we going I just like the car 🚗 period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me 📸 !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all 😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️ Where are my skis cause I’m going naked ⛷️🎿 !!! Just kidding 😂😂😂 !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚 !!! Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back 😌😌😌 !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me 😩😩😩 !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my fucking ass 😘😘😘 !!! Psss !!! Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking shit or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my shit … eat my shit 💩💩💩 !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

[MsDark]

Word salad translated: She's pissed at her hubby.

And this is who the Free Britters crowd thinks should have a baby?

Shit, I don't even wanna see what the pregnancy hormones would do, let alone think about a baby in this mix.

She needs back on those meds.

[charmedhour]

Jan 25, 2023 13:07:49 GMT MsDark said:

Word salad translated: She's pissed at her hubby.

And this is who the Free Britters crowd thinks should have a baby?

Shit, I don't even wanna see what the pregnancy hormones would do, let alone think about a baby in this mix.

She needs back on those meds.

Agreed, that’s directed at Sam. I think he’s really close to walking cause he’ll get something financially and the forever notoriety of being her ex husband, if his only intent has ever been personal gain.

I think him leaving her with the body guard during the restaurant meltdown is telling. He’s rarely seen with her in public and it seems he’s not home with her much either. He just may be completely and utterly over the cycling she seems to do. That shit is exhausting and potentially having to listen to the crazy and endless soliloquies would make me want to rip every stand of my hair out one by one. And this is why, folks, my degree and training goes unused. I have no patience. 🤣

[Taniwha]

That poor fella from the Jack in the Box must be permanently scarred and will never be nice to anyone ever again.

[burnt_toast]

Oh lordy that rant is a mess. Reading her posts gives me such anxiety.

[tulip]

We really do need a WTF button. That was insanity and I agree with burnt_toast -- her posts are anxiety inducing. Thanks for the translation MsDark!

[o0amber0o]

I agree something happened on the home front, that's an angry word vomit mess and there hasn't been any family commentary recently to piss her off so it must be something that happened in her home.

Why does she want everyone to keep coughing though?

[burnt_toast]

I was wondering if the keep coughing thing was a reference to some drug use on his part? That seems like it might be a stretch tho.

[holly]

Jan 25, 2023 13:00:02 GMT Sarzy said:

Her latest rant. Her page is down again now.

britneyspears Verified Hi 👋🏻 !!! Where are we going I just like the car 🚗 period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me 📸 !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all 😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️ Where are my skis cause I’m going naked ⛷️🎿 !!! Just kidding 😂😂😂 !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚 !!! Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back 😌😌😌 !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me 😩😩😩 !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my fucking ass 😘😘😘 !!! Psss !!! Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking shit or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my shit … eat my shit 💩💩💩 !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

This reads like she grabbed a bunch of random words from "Magnetic Poetry" & strung them all together. 

I do agree that from what I can make out, it looks like she's mad at the hubs.

[lindsaywhit]

Jan 25, 2023 14:44:16 GMT o0amber0o said:

I agree something happened on the home front, that's an angry word vomit mess and there hasn't been any family commentary recently to piss her off so it must be something that happened in her home.

Why does she want everyone to keep coughing though?

Jan 25, 2023 15:04:39 GMT burnt_toast said:

I was wondering if the keep coughing thing was a reference to some drug use on his part? That seems like it might be a stretch tho.

Oh, don't worry about anything getting stretched. The car picture is a Porsche 911 so her dear fans are wondering if she is trying to call for help - you know, because "911."