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Post by tulip on Sept 25, 2022 14:26:48 GMT
I really don't think she was faking her pregnancy. She's always been in great shape, and seems to be pretty fanatical about maintaining her yoga-mama image. And why would she need to remove her nails if she's not having surgery? yeah i don't get the conspiracy, it's almost like, most women get fat and swollen and she doesn't, ergo it has to be a fake bump. i really do think she's a superbreeder pregnancy freak and that's like her talent, along with bendiness. and she wants the world to know how much better she is at pregnancy than anyone else. i bet she had a makeup artist waiting in the hall to spring into action the minute they were done cutting the cord. they could have wiped the goo off the kid though. Then it wouldn't have that "freshly birthed" look that is so real for all her insta followers. Blech. The makeup, nails and jewelry are just too much. She's fine with the baby being photographed with all the goo, but heaven forbid she looks like 99% of all other mothers who went through labor and delivery. Although she's had so many kids in a short amount of time I bet she sneezes and the kid comes out. Not one grimace on her face or drop of sweat.
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Post by no1novice on Sept 25, 2022 14:30:45 GMT
I'm on the fence about fake pregnancies until I think about the whole thing - the bump expanding + contracting, the lack of water retention/swelling, the lacy underwear yoga poses when normal women are having a period from hell (or a usual fibroid one) as the body replaces it's womb etc; the lack of stretch marks, (total lack not just a "she got lucky for baby 1-2-3 but she's birthed 7 babies in which succession + there is nothing to show on her stomach) Apparently there are pap shots of her on the 21st September in NY (but she could have been walking off the labour I guess?)
Given that we see *everything* from baby's first shit, kids being treated in hospital to any amount of inappropriate bs from her I do think that it strange that we don't have a running commentry about her labours. She's filmed herself when she's been having her brows mircobladed (while over 6 months pregnant) & the studio clearly states it doesn't do that on pregnant women etc.... There are a lot of those kind of things.
Yeah, obviously I just don't like her but it's to do with the lack of privacy those kids have.
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Post by no on Sept 25, 2022 14:48:35 GMT
Gumby really named her little girl Ilaria, is she serious with that? also what's up with her being freshly cleaned and manicured while the baby is still covered in goop? cool priorities.
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Post by sputnik on Sept 25, 2022 15:03:56 GMT
I'm on the fence about fake pregnancies until I think about the whole thing - the bump expanding + contracting, the lack of water retention/swelling, the lacy underwear yoga poses when normal women are having a period from hell (or a usual fibroid one) as the body replaces it's womb etc; the lack of stretch marks, (total lack not just a "she got lucky for baby 1-2-3 but she's birthed 7 babies in which succession + there is nothing to show on her stomach) Apparently there are pap shots of her on the 21st September in NY (but she could have been walking off the labour I guess?) Given that we see *everything* from baby's first shit, kids being treated in hospital to any amount of inappropriate bs from her I do think that it strange that we don't have a running commentry about her labours. She's filmed herself when she's been having her brows mircobladed (while over 6 months pregnant) & the studio clearly states it doesn't do that on pregnant women etc.... There are a lot of those kind of things. Yeah, obviously I just don't like her but it's to do with the lack of privacy those kids have. i don't like her either but that doesn't mean she faked her pregnancies. i just don't think that happens as much as gossip sites and weird conspiracy blogs will have you believe but then i'm extremely skeptical by nature when it comes to any kind of conspiracy that involves a lot of logistics, especially given the amount of public scrutiny these people are under. pregnant bellies are different sizes sometimes in the morning and evening of the same day. not everyone retains water. i know women who swell up to twice their normal size, where even their individual features swell, and women who look like they strapped a belly to themselves because the rest of them never gets any bigger. i have a friend whose mum walked out of the hospital wearing her pre-pregnancy jeans both times she gave birth. and my best friend only looked pregnant from the side, basically. from the back she was still tiny and her face and hands looked normal too, and she was able to wear her wedding rings the whole time. and a year later she had her six-pack back and flatter abs than i've ever had and i've never given birth and i do pilates and yoga every morning, and i don't doubt that if she didn't have a full time job and could work out for a living like eelaria, she would have popped back even sooner. life isn't fair lol and sometimes assholes like eelaria win the genetic lottery
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Post by MsDark on Sept 25, 2022 15:26:14 GMT
I don't think she faked the pregnancy itself.
But regardless of how effortlessly she does pregnancy and childbirth and how quickly she bounces back, looking picture perfectly put together like this after giving birth IS beyond fake as fuck. And would not have happened at all without a lot of planning and stylists on hand.
And Hilarious is not special. I know women who looked good all through pregnancy, did childbirth in a snap, and bounced back like it was nothing. Even with working full time jobs and having none of the resources that Hilarious does.
All having pics taken looking like this (while the baby is still fresh and covered in goo) does is show you have money and resources that most women don't.
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Post by no1novice on Sept 25, 2022 15:33:19 GMT
I'm on the fence about fake pregnancies until I think about the whole thing - the bump expanding + contracting, the lack of water retention/swelling, the lacy underwear yoga poses when normal women are having a period from hell (or a usual fibroid one) as the body replaces it's womb etc; the lack of stretch marks, (total lack not just a "she got lucky for baby 1-2-3 but she's birthed 7 babies in which succession + there is nothing to show on her stomach) Apparently there are pap shots of her on the 21st September in NY (but she could have been walking off the labour I guess?) Given that we see *everything* from baby's first shit, kids being treated in hospital to any amount of inappropriate bs from her I do think that it strange that we don't have a running commentry about her labours. She's filmed herself when she's been having her brows mircobladed (while over 6 months pregnant) & the studio clearly states it doesn't do that on pregnant women etc.... There are a lot of those kind of things. Yeah, obviously I just don't like her but it's to do with the lack of privacy those kids have. i don't like her either but that doesn't mean she faked her pregnancies. i just don't think that happens as much as gossip sites and weird conspiracy blogs will have you believe but then i'm extremely skeptical by nature when it comes to any kind of conspiracy that involves a lot of logistics, especially given the amount of public scrutiny these people are under. pregnant bellies are different sizes sometimes in the morning and evening of the same day. not everyone retains water. i know women who swell up to twice their normal size, where even their individual features swell, and women who look like they strapped a belly to themselves because the rest of them never gets any bigger. i have a friend whose mum walked out of the hospital wearing her pre-pregnancy jeans both times she gave birth. and my best friend only looked pregnant from the side, basically. from the back she was still tiny and her face and hands looked normal too, and she was able to wear her wedding rings the whole time. and a year later she had her six-pack back and flatter abs than i've ever had and i've never given birth and i do pilates and yoga every morning, and i don't doubt that if she didn't have a full time job and could work out for a living like eelaria, she would have popped back even sooner. life isn't fair lol and sometimes assholes like eelaria win the genetic lottery I don't think that she faked some of her pregnancies because I don't like her; I think that she faked some of her pregnancies because she's a liar. I don't think about her and her pregnancies but when I do I just think that she's an asshole. Child #4 Having a square baby bump must be a NYC-sociallite thing? She obviously "bounces back" quickly as she was 5-6 months pregnant when she had this miscarriage - kudos to her for having a flat stomach the next day.
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Post by sputnik on Sept 25, 2022 15:52:54 GMT
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Post by sputnik on Sept 25, 2022 15:54:23 GMT
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Post by constancespry on Sept 25, 2022 16:13:23 GMT
I wonder if she had a placenta smoothie, she strikes me as the type.
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Post by holly on Sept 25, 2022 16:37:32 GMT
The jewelry, the acrylic manicured nails, the "natural" makeup it probably took at least an hour to apply, the groomed brows and fake eyelashes and styled hair. Maybe it is for real. But it does not look like a woman who just birthed a child. It looks like they took a freshly birthed baby and laid it on top of an actress who was sitting in a hair and makeup chair getting ready for an event just prior. The lighting for the photos is even perfect. Unlike anything you'd find in a hospital or even a birthing center where they try to recreate a home-like environment. I just can't with this fakery. It looks like there was no stress or strain whatsoever. She appears as relaxed as if she just woke from a nap. One where she didn't move in her sleep and woke with her hair and makeup still perfect. Does she get herself into some weird yoga pose and those kids just slide out her hoohah without any effort? I'd like to be a fly on the wall and see what really happened here. In other words, see the makeup chair and the amount of styling going on immediately before or after the kid slid out. Even Alec doesn't look as tired and unkempt as usual. And obviously they're going to continue with the spanish names for these anglo-irish kids. Ilarious. And since when do they put the little hat on the baby BEFORE cleaning them?
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Post by waterslide on Sept 25, 2022 18:15:40 GMT
I wanted to be happy that the baby is finally here so we didn't have to hear anymore of her processed embarazo drama, but then I just realized she's probably working on the next one as we speak.
eta - those Danae Mercer pics are eye opening. Makes a lot of sense when you also think of the Kardashians when someone catches them at the beach or pool.
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Post by slackerbrat on Sept 25, 2022 19:09:09 GMT
Photoshop is her friend
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Post by no1novice on Sept 25, 2022 19:52:01 GMT
I wanted to be happy that the baby is finally here so we didn't have to hear anymore of her processed embarazo drama, but then I just realized she's probably working on the next one as we speak. eta - those Danae Mercer pics are eye opening. Makes a lot of sense when you also think of the Kardashians when someone catches them at the beach or pool. Yeah but photoshop & bendy-yoga-body doesn’t account for a square baby bump….
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Post by trixie on Sept 25, 2022 20:56:53 GMT
^ That doesn't even look like a baby bump. It looks like she's holding a package on her lap. Which happens to be the same color as her dress.
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Post by daphodil on Sept 25, 2022 21:01:05 GMT
I wanted to be happy that the baby is finally here so we didn't have to hear anymore of her processed embarazo drama, but then I just realized she's probably working on the next one as we speak. eta - those Danae Mercer pics are eye opening. Makes a lot of sense when you also think of the Kardashians when someone catches them at the beach or pool. Yeah but photoshop & bendy-yoga-body doesn’t account for a square baby bump…. That 2015 photo looks really fake.
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