Britney Spears signs $15 million tell-all book deal

[dilligaf]

It was a nice beat but damn I couldn't understand anything they sung!! Like they mumbled and the soundt4rack was a bit too loud vs their voices. Honestly sounded like it was recorded on an IPhone and not the current version of IPhone at that. But overall I support this effort and good for her. It just kind of did not wow but she is trying.

[notoriousmkg]

Aug 28, 2022 8:00:22 GMT chatterweb said:

I was a NEW MEMBER AT THE ORIGINAL GR SITE.

I AM NOT FIGHTING YA'LL

YOU ALL DONT EVEN KNOW ME NOPE

MY LAST POST HIT A NERVE WITH THE ADMIN BCUZ I MENTIONED RELIGION. OOOPPPPPPSIEEE

BAN ME NOW GREYSFANG

BYE I DO NOT CARE IF IM FOREVER BANNED
MY LIFE WITH GO ON WITHOUT THIS SITE


BYE BYE Assholes

I KNOW HOW TO CUM and pleasure myself sexually just like my IDOL BRITNEY SPEARS

PARIS HILTON IS HER BUDDY THEY RULE THEY ARE RICH

I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE LIKE A CELIBRITY

OH WELL IM A POOR SOUL LIVING UNDER A BRIDGE FOR NOW

BYE ASSHOLES FUCK OFF GOD IS MY SAVIOR

CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH MY DECEASED LOVED ONES SOULS

JUDGIBNG IS FOR GOD N JUDGE JUDY

BYE BYE

This, in a nut shell, is all you need to know about a Britney Spears "stan".  While I don't dislike Spears, I fine the typical angry low-info fan incredibly alienating. 

[tulip]

Well, that was interesting.

When that poster wasn't screaming at us in all caps, they wrote like Trump, randomly Capitalizing words they Felt were Important. (Yet another thing to Hate Trump for, the further mangling of The ENGLISH language.)

So glad the ban bus cruised on by.

[MsDark]

I mean, how do these folks not know how to speak or write adequately? You'd think even with a shitty/inadequate education one would be able to absorb some things just from being around others. Some of the smartest people I've met weren't blessed with great educations, yet managed to learn how to communicate effectively and intelligently.

Maybe some people are inebriated when they go online and post things. Or have brain damage affecting their attention span, impulse control or overall ability to comprehend what others are saying and respond in a way that makes sense.


On a lighter note:  There's a couple of funny quotes within that rambling, grammatically incoherent FTB.

My personal fave:  I KNOW HOW TO CUM and pleasure myself sexually just like my IDOL BRITNEY SPEARS

Also:  JUDGIBNG IS FOR GOD N JUDGE JUDY,  BYE ASSHOLES FUCK OFF GOD IS MY SAVIOR

You'd definitely want to credit the author if using.  

[lindsaywhit]

Aug 28, 2022 6:52:12 GMT chatterweb said:

Any true Britney fan will understand what a huge moment this is for Britney. This isn't even just about a new song, it goes way deeper than that.
Whether you like her or not , she deserves this. I will apologize for offending anyone with my assh*ol* remark. However, bashing the crap out a celebrity or singer when she is already down is not fair. I like positive vibes for every human being alive online and in real life. I also am a Lover, not a Fighter. I am not out to get anyone here. Those 10 commandments are helpful in navigating life also. If you believe in God. I am a Christian but not a Bible thumper.
I know a few off the top of my head:
Thou shall not Judge
Honor thy Mother & Father
Respect your Elders
Thou shall not steal 

Love many, trust few. Always paddle your own Canoe. I am aware that there are other religions out there. Different strokes for different folks.

Over n out 

(Sigh) 2 out of 4. 

[funky]

JUDGIBNG IS FOR GOD N JUDGE JUDY

I could see that as a tattoo.

[mel1973]

Well, that was fascinating!

[eatsleepbeer]

The cum part really came out of nowhere. No one was saying Britney doesn't know how to pleasure herself as far as I saw. I'm sure God would be pleased about being in a sentence that has fuck and assholes included. So pious, so Christian. 🙄. That said, I do feel sad if they're having a mental health crisis. I do hope they get the help they need and will be OK.

[kittylady]

Aug 28, 2022 11:18:40 GMT greysfang said:

Was that a fuck the board?🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's it. We've officially arrived.

[sleuth]

Oh the nostalgia! Yes indeedy that was a satisfying fuck (the board). I love Britney as well but anyone with an ounce of common sense can see that she is incapable in quite a few areas of her life.

[trixie]

Awww you guys, our very first FTB and banning at the new board. I'm a little misty.

Sadly, I think this poster might need more help than Britney.

[charmedhour]

I prefer the moniker of "douche bag" but that's just me.

IIRC, Brit added one new puppy recently, Sam gifted her with another prior and she already had 2 dogs. One IG video showed a giant pile of dog shit sitting on her living room floor. I own my own dogs, including a puppy, dog shit happens but it doesn't just sit there. Disgusting.

[holly]

Aug 29, 2022 13:56:02 GMT charmedhour said:

I prefer the moniker of "douche bag" but that's just me.

IIRC, Brit added one new puppy recently, Sam gifted her with another prior and she already had 2 dogs. One IG video showed a giant pile of dog shit sitting on her living room floor. I own my own dogs, including a puppy, dog shit happens but it doesn't just sit there. Disgusting.

She’s probably waiting for the maid to pick it up. 🙄

[dolem]

Wow, I missed some good posts while out of town.

There was a whole lot to unpack from that final "F the Board" post and I'm not about to try to analyze any of it.

As far as Britney, the conservatorship was not good, but she's not a healthy, mentally well equipped adult. She does need help and guidance, especially from people outside of her family. I hope she stays in a good place but I'm not naive enough to jump on the "Free Britney" train.

[trixie]

Well I guess you've already lived up to your name.