Britney Spears signs $15 million tell-all book deal

[chaz]

Jun 10, 2022 3:02:13 GMT no said:

so he "crashed" the wedding but how he did know where and when it was being held in the first place?

Could have read it online or been tipped off by tmz

[chaz]

I think tmz are dodgy

[waterslide]

Jun 10, 2022 5:01:26 GMT eatsleepbeer said:

Jun 10, 2022 4:33:29 GMT waterslide said:

Yup, his name is really Jason Alexander. I hope George Costanza doesn't have social media because he's about to pwned by the Free Britney mob.

MsDark I was wondering what the hell kind of underwear he was wearing. I guess he didn't imagine he'd end up in his skivvies on TMZ, though it seems a bit short-sighted on his part. 

I just saw that #GeorgeCostanza is trending on Twitter 🤣😂🤣🤣.  

Oh no! It just figures. 😂


eta - she is perfectly fine...

 

[waterslide]

tulip here are the Britney going off posts.  I wonder who removed these.  Seems like someone is still advising if not minding her?

[kittylady]

Jun 9, 2022 13:57:02 GMT eatsleepbeer said:

She made love to a mango. 🤔

You should have seen me when I could first safely eat again after back to back bouts of Norovirus - I damn near face fucked a toastie lol.

As for this Alexander guy, it really wouldn't surprise me if he'd been paid by a media outlet to go full Thomas Markle and pull this stunt.

[beeyotch]

Jun 10, 2022 6:00:13 GMT chaz said:

Jun 10, 2022 3:02:13 GMT no said:

so he "crashed" the wedding but how he did know where and when it was being held in the first place?

Could have read it online or been tipped off by tmz

That's what I think, paid off by tmz.

[eatsleepbeer]

Jun 10, 2022 10:44:19 GMT kittylady said:

Jun 9, 2022 13:57:02 GMT eatsleepbeer said:

She made love to a mango. 🤔

You should have seen me when I could first safely eat again after back to back bouts of Norovirus - I damn near face fucked a toastie lol.

As for this Alexander guy, it really wouldn't surprise me if he'd been paid by a media outlet to go full Thomas Markle and pull this stunt.

Norovirus is living hell so I understand the toastie fucking.  You get a noro pass for that.

[tulip]

Jun 10, 2022 4:13:37 GMT waterslide said:

tulip I think the rambling mess was taken down. If I can figure out how, I can post screen shots.

Here's more stuff about Jason Alexander crashing the wedding.  

BRITNEY SPEARS
POLICE RUSH TO WEDDING
Ex-Hubby Tries Crashing It
EXCLUSIVE
6/9/2022 2:46 PM PT




TMZ.com

UPDATE7:05 PM PT -- TMZ has learned Jason's been booked for trespassing, vandalism and 2 batteries ... related to his physical altercations with Britney's security. We're told he also has felony warrant for larceny in another county, and he remains in custody.

5:20 PM PT -- Britney Spears' attorney, Mathew Rosengart, tells TMZ he's "absolutely livid" Jason tried to crash the wedding and says Alexander needs to be locked up.

Rosengart tells us Britney is safe and adds ... "I am personally working with the sheriff's department to ensure Mr. Alexander is aggressively prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

Britney Spears' wedding was just dramatically interrupted, as her first husband, Jason Alexander, showed up trying to crash the event ... resulting in a police response.

Jason went live on Instagram Thursday as he approached event security -- telling him Britney had invited him -- and that she was his first and only wife, and he was going to crash the event before some kind of physical struggle. Alexander's phone then freezes up.

Somehow, Alexander was able to make it inside Britney's home, where he continued to live stream. He was eventually restrained outside.

We're told the Ventura County Sheriff's Department responded for a trespassing call, and are still on the scene.

Alexander showed public support for Britney during the #FreeBritney movement -- he attended a rally outside an L.A. courthouse back in August 2020 and told our cameras he and Britney had recently been in communication.

Britney and Jason got married in January 2004 in a spur-of-the-moment ceremony in Vegas ... and called it quits just 55 hours later.

TMZ broke the story -- Britney and Sam Asghari are set to tie the knot in an L.A. ceremony Thursday.

Originally Published -- 2:46 PM PT

TMZ 

Video and pics at the link.

Thanks Waterslide. At least I'm not crazy or completely not Instagram savvy. Although, I did spend an inordinate amount of time looking for the word salad. Not sure what that says about me!

Huh... that was... interesting. I don't quite know what else to say. 

[notoriousmkg]

Jun 10, 2022 4:24:56 GMT eatsleepbeer said:

George Costanza crashed the wedding!?! He's the only one I can think of when they say Jason Alexander

The Jason Alexander wedding crasher should have tried George Costanza's old line when they called him on the carpet for knocking boots on his desk with the cleaning lady:
"Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?"

[daphodil]

Guess the dude needed a payday. Also, I see London, I see France. I see Jason's underpants.

[no1novice]

Unfortunately, Spears, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Selena Gomez, Donatella Versace and Drew Barrymore missed the mark while attempting to do an a cappella rendition of the Queen of Pop’s hit song “Vogue.”

Instead of letting their bodies groove to the music, the group of six stood rigidly with Madonna in the center, shielding her eyes with a pair of alien-like ssunglasses

Other celebrity attendees at the intimate bash included Ansel Elgort, Kathy Hilton and Maria Menounos. Neither Spears’ parents nor her siblings, Bryan and Jamie Lynn, attended the event, though Bryan did reportedly receive an invitation.

It is unclear who of Asghari’s family members made it to the nuptials, although he’s very close to his sisters, Maddie and Fay.
Spears, 40, married Asghari, 28, Thursday evening in a lavish wedding at her California estate. The “Toxic” singer said “I do” in a custom off-the-shoulder Versace gown with a thigh-high split. The personal trainer also wore Versace in the form of a classic ttuxedo
.

Inside Spears’ fairy-tale wedding, she recreated her iconic 2003 kiss with Madonna and spent the night tearing up the dance floor with one of her longtime backup dancers.

Asghari proposed to the “Sometimes” singer in September 2021, nearly five years after getting together.

The star-studded guest list included Madonna, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore and Donatella Versace, the latter of whom designed Spears’ dress for her fairy-tale wedding.

The bride’s attorney, former federal prosecutor Mathew Rosengart, and backup dancers from her Las Vegas residency, “Piece of Me,” were also in attendance.

[imnotbitter]

He's very pretty. That's all I got.

[trixie]

What in the everloving hell is Drew Barrymore wearing??

[no1novice]

And you're asking about Drew "couture-trash-bag" Barrymore?

Jun 10, 2022 19:13:34 GMT trixie said:

What in the everloving hell is Drew Barrymore wearing??   

[tulip]

I'm sorry, but no matter what Britney wears she looks trashy and unkempt to me.