Lap dancer spills tea on Lance Armstrong and replies are gre

[sassiness]

Lance Armstrong came into a club, got his friend to pay for a lap dance, refused to tip and also got huffy that he wasn't allowed to have sex with the dancer.

Twitter post then leads to a thread which reveals:

Colin Farrell is nice and a great tipper

Drake is not (no surprises)

Haley Joel Osmont also a tight arse who, like Armstrong, assumes that all sex workers accept penetrative sex and wanted to give oral sex to a dancer without paying more and without checking if that was permitted in this club

Bruce Willis tips well but not equally- $1000 to white dancers and $500 to black dancers....

[notoriousmkg]

Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment? I hope this wasn't around the time that "The Sixth Sense" was filmed!

[burnt_toast]

I'm so old. I was literally thinking she spilled tea on him!

[lindsaywhit]

^^^ Same!

[MsDark]

I wish. That would have been great.

[notoriousmkg]

"There's no sex in the champagne tea room!!!"

[constancespry]

The comments are gold! 🤣

[brookie]

Ew.