Matthew Perry Disses Keanu Reeves--WTF?

[mel]

Keanu is alive because if he did hard drugs back in the day with his friend River, he stopped. He may not be the most talented actor ever, but he has his own charm and is a nice guy. Matthew is a dick. Does he think only untalented or dumb people should die? I guess he thinks he's something pretty special since he hasn't died.

[czb]

ok. realistically, who would even care enough about CHANDLER to read his dopey autobiography? the terrible excerpts may be the only interesting things in it. and those make me want to stay away. hard pass.

[mrsfawlty]

Don't fuck with my boy, Matty! 

[eatsleepbeer]

So many excerpts of this book have been released I don't know why anyone would buy it at this point. I feel like we've already seen a lot of the content. And, I'm coming clean here, I am a Friend's fan (feel free to mock away 😂🤣) and considered buying it just for his stories about the show. But with the bits and pieces coming out, I have no interest in it any longer.

[trixie]

^^^ I have a feeling you're not the only one. Matthew may have shot himself in the foot. He has all these book excerpts, the big Diane Sawyer interview tomorrow, and he's pissed everyone off before they have a chance to buy his book.

[imnotbitter]

I hate the way he says "walks among us" like Keanu's some kind of monster or something!

[coppercatseye]

Oct 27, 2022 20:13:45 GMT imnotbitter said:

I hate the way he says "walks among us" like Keanu's some kind of monster or something!

I know, and he repeats it more than once in the book verbatim! What shitty writing.

[trixie]

Here's my new theory, Chandler had it bad for River Phoenix (“River was a beautiful man, inside and out — too beautiful for this world, it turned out") and thought they were bffs after making a movie, then River dropped him for Keanu and started making serious movies, while Chandler went on to guest in a lot of shitty sitcoms until he lucked out with Friends. 

[kittylady]

Acts of kindness by Keanu Reeves

- Started a fund that helps children with cancer and refused to put his name to it.

- Gave the stunt team on Matrix: Reloaded a Harley each.

- Gave his paycheck for at least one Matrix sequel to the Special Effects and Wardrobe teams as he felt that they played a massive part in the film's successes.

- When one of the crew on The Matrix was in financial difficulties he gave him a $20,000 'Christmas bonus'.

- Gave Rolex watches to the crew of the John Wick films.

- Posed for wedding pictures with a couple who were getting married at the same hotel he was staying in (Northampton, UK).

- Regularly rides the subway in New York and has been caught on camera by a fellow passenger giving up his seat to a lady with bags.

- Was on a plane that had to make an emergency landing. Not only did he organise transport for his fellow passengers to help them get to their destination, he joined them on the road trip and chatted and played music for everyone on his phone.

- Upon hearing that a fan's 80 year old mother was a huge fan because he reminded her of her late husband, he insisted on calling her to chat.

And lots and lots more (these were just a few that came up from a single Google search).



Acts of Kindness by Matthew Perry




(Same search as I used for Keanu, just with Perry's name instead).

[no1novice]

Oct 27, 2022 23:11:37 GMT kittylady said:

Acts of kindness by Keanu Reeves

- Started a fund that helps children with cancer and refused to put his name to it.

- Gave the stunt team on Matrix: Reloaded a Harley each.

- Gave his paycheck for at least one Matrix sequel to the Special Effects and Wardrobe teams as he felt that they played a massive part in the film's successes.

- When one of the crew on The Matrix was in financial difficulties he gave him a $20,000 'Christmas bonus'.

- Gave Rolex watches to the crew of the John Wick films.

- Posed for wedding pictures with a couple who were getting married at the same hotel he was staying in (Northampton, UK).

- Regularly rides the subway in New York and has been caught on camera by a fellow passenger giving up his seat to a lady with bags.

- Was on a plane that had to make an emergency landing. Not only did he organise transport for his fellow passengers to help them get to their destination, he joined them on the road trip and chatted and played music for everyone on his phone.

- Upon hearing that a fan's 80 year old mother was a huge fan because he reminded her of her late husband, he insisted on calling her to chat.

And lots and lots more (these were just a few that came up from a single Google search).



Acts of Kindness by Matthew Perry




(Same search as I used for Keanu, just with Perry's name instead).

Quoted for fucking awsomeness




Where are Keanu's hands? Yeah, not on the women.

[tulip]

... and let's not forget that Keanu is dating a woman that is his age instead of a 20-something.

Perry made a big mistake naming Keanu. He's an incredibly likable, drama-free guy.

[MsDark]

Oct 28, 2022 11:29:43 GMT tulip said:

... and let's not forget that Keanu is dating a woman that is his age instead of a 20-something.

Perry made a big mistake naming Keanu. He's an incredibly likable, drama-free guy.

This.  

Keanu is like a unicorn for this alone.  Especially in Hollywood.

[notoriousmkg]

I heard that Perry is now lamenting the loss of his good friend chlorofluorocarbons while that annoying ozone layer still covers the Earth.

[firebrat1229]

LOL - Sit down, Chandler.  KR has more class in his pinky finger than you have in your entire, bloated, overly-aged body.  

My mom walked in here this morning and said "That Matthew Perry. Did you say you guys are the same age?"

I said yes, born same year. She says, with a shocked look, "I thought he was in his early 60s at the youngest!"

Then we both agreed drugs are bad, kids. Mmmkay?

[trixie]

So who's gonna watch his interview tonight with Diane Sawyer?