Hey OG's

[waterslide]

Long time, no see everybody! I owe a couple of you some correspondence (I am so sorry - I never meant to ghost anybody!), but thought I would stop in and sign up. I am barely on Facebook except to DM one friend or my mom (it's the only 'texting' she knows how to do), but noticed you guys put together a new board (thank you!) I literally think about you guys every day, but I've simultaneously just been pretty antisocial at the same time which leaves me very little outlet for laughing about dumb stuff celebs do. I hope everyone is and has been well. I've missed you all. <3

ps. I kept my old name because I didn't want to confuse anyone, but I don't have the Father Guido Sarducci pic anymore.  I used the Goopy one for a long time and all I had to do was google "goofy goop" and it popped right up.  

[czb]

yay! glad you made it here!

[Sarzy]

So glad you've joined us here, Waterslide!

[sputnik]

yay!!! we've missed you, girl! glad to see you here and hopefully we'll see you more often!

[shellee]

Hey there Waterslide! I was wondering who the heck that was in your avi. She really looks speshul.

[beeyotch]

Hi Waterslide! We were missing you! I recognized ol goopy right away but had forgotten it was you who used that avi so long ago.

Hope you're doing ok, stop by and snark with us when you can.

[burnt_toast]

It's making me so happy to have a space where the old crew is making their entrances again. It's like a high school reunion! Y'all are so great.

[lindsaywhit]

Waterslide, it's so great to see you here! Now don't be a stranger!

[felix]

I joined the old board in 2005 with the same user name. I don't post much, but I don't think I'd be considered a lurker.

[circe]

Silly question but am I supposed to have 3 stars? I'm LaFolie, joined in April of '07.

[loftybike]

It's good that I know that you're here now, LaFolie!
Now I'll head back to the rock I'm usually under...

I really like this board, but I kinda miss :fruity:

[dilligaf]

Am I old enough to be a G?

[waterslide]

Hi again! You probably remember me from the top of the page...I really hadn't anticipated that within the next two days of writing that I would become so sick that I ended up having to miss nine weeks of work. I was OK when I came on here, and planned to say hi to everybody and jump right in, but then something bad happened to my GI tract and it's a long story, but I was so sick that there were days I had to sit down four times just to take a shower. My old lady ass needs one of those walk in tubs with the chair, I think. Seriously, I never got sick at all for a long time and then I was bedridden for weeks. I have left my house 4 times since the end of February...all to see various doctors and a side trip to H-Mart where I ate one of my first non-broth lunches in a long while (Thai Green Curry because I was craving it) which went remarkably well considering...

But anyway...I am on the road to getting better, but I can't have my tests because I have no insurance after April and the earliest endo/colonoscopy they could schedule was for May so I'm postponing that until I get a new job.

I think I'm actually back now. I missed you guys, too. *hugs to everyone* Do we have emojis???

[funky]

Oh wow waterslide, that's scary! You don't know what it is you had or still have? And you lost your job because of it? I'm so sorry!

(Yes, we have emojis - if you click on the purple reply button, you'll have lots of more options to post your reply)

[brookie]

Hey Slide! Welcome back and I'm so happy you're feeling better. Being down for the count for that long is a total pain in the ass (sounds like perhaps "literally").