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Krysten's kid is adorable and probably gets away with murder with that charm. Lol

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I don't know what is happening to me, but this story about Angelina attempting the Electric Slide is both sweet and cute.  Congrats to Z.  I have no idea when she became college-aged, but congrats!

Angelina Jolie Attempted “The Electric Slide” In Celebration Of Zahara Jolie-Pitt’s College Choice

August 1, 2022 / Posted by: Dominique15





It seems like just yesterday that we watched a toddler Zahara Jolie-Pitt often grace the paps with a masterful, cutting side-eye (seen here) while out and about with her Hollywood elite parents–mom, Angelina Jolie, and dad, Brad Pitt, and her child army of siblings (Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, Vivienne, and Knox Jolie-Pitt). But we blinked, time flew by, and now she’s headed off to college this fall. Angelina took to Instagram to share that Zahara will be attending Spelman College, an HBCU. Around the same time, a TikTok of Angelina attempting to participate in the “Electric Slide” at a Morehouse & Spelman alumni event in LA was posted. Her electric sliding went about as well as you’d expect a white lady’s dancing at an HBCU event to go–not well. Now that Zahara’s side-eye is full grown and I’m sure she cut Angie with it while watching that mess, someone should probably assess her pulse since if anyone’s looks could kill–Zahara’s could–and it might have been low to begin with judging from those lethargic body movements.

Here’s Angelina’s post announcing Zahara’s commitment to attend Spelman:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgrw32FuiUN

And according to HuffPo, Angelina’s “dancing” was posted on TikTok by @watchtheyard, whose bio says that they’re “the center of Black college culture + Black fraternity & sorority news/culture.”

After Jolie’s announcement, a video simultaneously posted on TikTok showing the actor attending a Spelman event with her teenage daughter.

In the clip, which has already garnered more than 125,000 views, the actor showcases her dance moves as she attempts to join in on the electric slide during an event at the acclaimed college.

Jolie can be seen blushing as she other dancers before getting some supportive high-fives for her effort.

Those “supportive high fives” for her “effort” were probably just code for “please donate lots of money and we’ll name a lecture hall after you.” Here’s Angelina making Zahara most likely second-guess her decision to invite her to the event:
www.tiktok.com/@watchtheyard/video/7126513385209990446
You know, I would usually rip on someone for even trying it, but the fact that she gave it a shot and is clearly embarrassed by her failure can be a reassuring lesson for all of us: you can be Angelina Jolie and still not be cool enough if you’re in a room full of people who all know the same least-impressively choreographed line-dance of all time; we should all stop trying so hard. Be complacent. Take a seat. Do the absolute least. Actually, not sure where Brad is, but maybe he’s the real expert in this lesson since the “least” here is not even showing up. Well-played, sir.



Pic: Rocco Spaziani/DPA/Cover Images

In case the TikTok vid doesn't post, here's the URL: Angelina Attempting the Electric Slide

[Sarzy]

Angelina seems to have a good relationship with her kids. I like that they all seem to be getting on with normal things too and not relying on their parents fame.

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Aug 1, 2022 22:18:42 GMT Sarzy said:

Angelina seems to have a good relationship with her kids. I like that they all seem to be getting on with normal things too and not relying on their parents fame.

They all do seem to have their own interests and none of them seem to want to be influencers or "models" or whatever.  

[tulip]

Ange hasn't been to a lot of weddings, has she ?

[Sarzy]

Shakira with sons Sasha, 7, and Milan, 9

[loftybike]

That's a wig, or isn't it? Cute kids, but Shakira looks exhausted and sad.

[dowcat]

Princess Charlotte, 7, attended Commonwealth Games with her parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

[tulip]

Charlotte is adorable.

[constancespry]

She really is, too cute. I see they left George and the devil spawn at home. 

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Aug 3, 2022 10:55:59 GMT loftybike said:

That's a wig, or isn't it? Cute kids, but Shakira looks exhausted and sad.

She does look exhausted and sad. She's supposedly facing 8 years in prison in Spain for tax evasion.

[loftybike]

^^^Whaaaat? That explains it.
*off to read all about it...

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Aug 3, 2022 17:22:08 GMT loftybike said:

^^^Whaaaat? That explains it.
*off to read all about it...

I almost started a thread about it the other day but I got sidetracked. 

loftybike I posted an article over here.

[loftybike]

^^^Thank you. Sounds grim.

[trixie]

It's too bad Charlotte's not the first-born. I'd rather see her as Queen than George as King.