Madonna Regrets Both Marriages & Is Obsessed with Sex

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Madonna Regrets Both Of Her Marriages And Says She Has A Current Obsession With Sex
August 31, 2022 / Posted by: Ben280

“Did she ever NOT have an obsession with sex,” said everyone. But I’m not sure if you all know this or not, Madonna likes sex. Sure, she’s only reminded us of that every day for the past four decades and has an entire book called SEX, but just in case you were unaware here’s your reminder. However, did you also know that although she’s been married twice her Yelp reviews of her time with Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie would yield a huge “Hell No! Never again!”? That’s what she’s admitting in a new interview where she briefly discusses her marriages but talks at length about world issues. And by “world issues“, I mean SEX!

Page Six reports that Madonna was asked a round of 50 questions during a very strange interview on YouTube where she must have asked the cameraperson to turn up the lighting and filter action so she’d look like a half-naked pirate ghost haunting the English countryside. And Madge wasted absolutely no time letting everyone know when it comes to her likes, sex is at the top of the list. Hell, sex is the list. When asked what her greatest guilty pleasure was, she answered with “Sex“. When asked what her zodiac sign was, she answered “Sex“. I’m sure if they asked her what she ate for breakfast that morning the answer would have been “Eggplants..and sex” because clearly there’s nothing else going on at that house besides bussing it wide all day and all night.

But there were a few other moments where she stopped acting like a horny teenager. For instance, when asked what her biggest regret was she immediately revealed she regretted, not one, but BOTH of her marriages. I’m sure her son Rocco Ritchie loved hearing that response, but he may have been the one holding the camera so it’s probably nothing he isn’t used to hearing already. But the one answer that was the most surprising, outside of discovering how much Madge loves sex (did you know that?), was the occupation she would have selected had she not become the undersexed legend we’ve all come to know and love.

While she’s consistently surrounded by her brood, Madonna admitted in the vid that sex is not only her favorite guilty pleasure but also her current “obsession.” She eventually became more G-rated in her responses when she shared that if she had not become the Queen of Pop, she would have chosen to be a teacher.

I really don’t think the world would have been ready for Miss Ciccone in the classroom! Parents definitely would’ve clutched all their pearls after hearing that Miss Ciccone owed up on the first day of class, tossed the textbook out the window, and said, “Fuck that, let’s talk SEX!”
Check out the entire interview below.


Pic: YouTube
Tags: Guy Ritchie, Madonna, Sean Penn

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[kittylady]

The desperation is sucking the air out of the room now. Yes, we get it. Sex doesn't stop at 30 but this sounds so sad, desperate and tawdry. If she wasn't famous she'd be like one of those awful people who you try to avoid at social gatherings because of their constant nudge-nudge-wink-wink-ooh-look-how-naughty-I-am behaviour.

[waterslide]

She's an embarrassing, completely un-self-aware mess. She's not even inventive ("my favorite snack is big dick lolz"). Britney seems put together by comparison.

[holly]

Madonna was asked a round of 50 questions during a very strange interview on YouTube where she must have asked the cameraperson to turn up the lighting and filter action so she’d look like a half-naked pirate ghost haunting the English countryside

🤣🤣🤣

[thejackiedaytona]

I wonder if she ever looks back on her life and wishes she never messed with her face.

[lindsaywhit]

Sept 1, 2022 4:13:07 GMT kittylady said:

The desperation is sucking the air out of the room now. Yes, we get it. Sex doesn't stop at 30 but this sounds so sad, desperate and tawdry. If she wasn't famous she'd be like one of those awful people who you try to avoid at social gatherings because of their constant nudge-nudge-wink-wink-ooh-look-how-naughty-I-am behaviour.

I was going to say - "Hey, I'd avoid her now," but that's not really true because I'd get as close as I could in horrified fascination. 

[ravenna]

Wait a minute... Madonna likes sex? Does this mean her school-age boyfriends aren't just there for their incredible consersational skills? Next thing I'll be hearing is that her boytoys like money.

[krisnine]

People who talk like this, in my opinion, are the least sexual people I know. 

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Sept 1, 2022 18:00:57 GMT krisnine said:

People who talk like this, in my opinion, are the least sexual people I know. 

^Always.  

I know she sees herself as coquettish and quirky here, but it's embarrassing that she's 64 and still thinks talking like this is shocking or unique.  I mean, yeah, I love a good bawdy sex joke as much as the next person, but I don't go around asking people what carrots remind them of because I'm not 11.  She has zero wit. What would have surprised me more is if she actually answered some of the questions seriously, but I don't think she really does anything outside of being Madonna, which just sounds boring.  

[MsDark]

I thought she once said Sean Penn was the love of her life.

Each of her relationships were pretty much just a reflection of her various phases and things she was temporarily "into" throughout life.

Her Latina phase was Lourdes dad Carlos (I think this was also about the time she did Evita). But it really got eyeroll-worthy when she decided to be British, even speaking with an accent.

Reality: She's an Italian American from a middle class fam in Michigan, who later moved to NYC.

Anyway, she's the queen of reinventing herself and her relationships are just a reflection of this. They're lacking the substance to be anything enduring.

Everything is all about her 24/7 so it stands to reason that when she gets bored with things the way they are and needs to change it up, that will probably include whatever dude is her latest accessory.

I think it is pretty selfish and shitty of her to say she regretted any of her relationships (including marriages) that produced any of her children.  It's bound to make the kids feel some type of way and they don't need to hear this.  That's why I'll never say I regret ExMrD.  Because he's Jr's dad.  And ultimately if I'd never been with him, I wouldn't have Jr!  Jr is worth 10 of his dad.  So if anything I got the best part of the deal.  

[sputnik]

Regretting a marriage isn’t the same as regretting the actual relationship though.

She’s a cringey idiot

[MsDark]

If it produced kids, just try and be respectful of your kids' feelings. They're not going to see the distinction. Maaaybe when they're older adults and have been through a (failed) relationship/marriage or two themselves. Either way, it's not going to go over well.

She is indeed a cringey idiot. That's why Rocco wanted to live with dad.

[holly]

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I thought she once said Sean Penn was the love of her life.
MsDark

she absolutely did say that about him.

[sputnik]

Meh. Call me insensitive but I think a 22 year old can handle hearing that his mother regrets her marriages without freaking out and thinking it means she wishes he wasn’t born. And if he can’t, he’s an idiot…

of all the dumb shit she said that’s the least egregious of it.

[MsDark]

It's not about whether he can handle it or not. It's still shitty and disrespectful of her to say she regrets marrying his dad.