Elon Musk's dad has second kid with Stepdaughter

[no1novice]

Jul 18, 2022 19:59:07 GMT kittylady said:

Well thank you no1novice. I hadn't until you mentioned it and now I want to inject bleach into my brain.

You know I'm happy to oblige! *Giggle*

[sputnik]

Holy shit he’s white, I feel downright bronzed in comparison.
Also his torso looks like a turkey breast

[no]

those pics of Elon on the boat/yacht WTF his ribcage is about to explode

[Sarzy]

He's one of the whitest people I've ever seen

[czb]

i don't care about the white. he's just gross. and lucky he can land hot chicks given his blub.

[tulip]

They don't see his pale, pasty skin or uber dad bod, all they see is $$$.

[sputnik]

i wouldn't hit that even if the survival of humanity depended on it. actually, especially not if the survival of humanity depended on it.

[MsDark]

Yikes. My eyes. Warn a bitch next time so I can put on my shades.

[no]

Jul 18, 2022 22:42:02 GMT sputnik said:

i wouldn't hit that even if the survival of humanity depended on it. actually, especially not if the survival of humanity depended on it.

if he were the last man on Earth I'd still demand a recount

[Pixie]

Jul 18, 2022 22:42:02 GMT sputnik said:

i wouldn't hit that even if the survival of humanity depended on it. actually, especially not if the survival of humanity depended on it.

I'd gladly help humanity go extinct, especially knowing it will piss them to no end, given their weird ass obsession with underpopulation being the greatest threat we face XD

[no1novice]

Jul 18, 2022 18:51:03 GMT no1novice said:

Yuck. Can you imagine that rutting above you? *Puke*

Breath in Elon!!!

(Quoted for fun!)

[brookie]

Definitely a "whiter shade of pale".

[HWBL]

[imnotbitter]

[holly]

Jul 20, 2022 12:50:55 GMT brookie said:

Definitely a "whiter shade of pale".

Thanks for ruining that song for me!